twitter compression

boobs

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you

by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021

twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.

dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.

by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021

twitter

pain.

guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(

by beandaddyjuice May 10, 2021

Twitter

A place where arguments happen.

"I hate Twitter."

by Biohazzrrd July 10, 2022

Twitter

A toxic wasteland full of bad takes, soft people, and people who cancel you for something 60 years ago.

Oh no I got canceled on Twitter for making a joke 50 million years ago

by xdgamerman420 July 17, 2022

Twitter

Cancer

Twitter gives you cancer

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

Twitter

You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.

Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022