one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving

evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

by TAblesasone May 31, 2022

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table eater

A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth

Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater

by Curb Eater January 28, 2022

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laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people

oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table

by evivi February 1, 2022

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Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.

Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table

by ilovetheletterh February 8, 2022

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Table fry

Standing up and your penis lays on the table

Ah! Put your table fry away!

by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022

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The Table

The Table Gang was started on 16/11/21 and started to grow slowly over time. The Table support the LGBTQ+ community and offer a safe space for everyone.

I always find myself at The Table when I'm with my friends.

by Table Gang April 3, 2022

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