Texas Whore

A blonde bimbo with curly blonde hair who wears makeup and blue eye shadow.

Carrie Underwood is approaching Texas Whore status.

by Ess-tu December 11, 2012

texas chillydog

when a man fucks a women in the ass, she proceeds to shit on the man's cock and he then in turn flips her over and fucks her pussy

i gave my girl a Texas Chillydog yesterday. She didn't like that suprise

by thelongone August 4, 2012

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012

splendora texas

A perfectly normal town excerpt for all the retarded gay people, but other than that it has below average drug use in the schools and plenty of school programs to enjoy

Splendora Texas is fine lmao

by WolfDC December 29, 2021

Texas Strong

A commonly used term around Austin to refer to keeping the faith and being proud to be homosexual. Homosexual Texans adorn t-shirts showing their unwillingness to be afraid of what anyone thinks. Their logo is universally known and is a symbol of "since the womb" and is in the shape of a females UTerus.

Charlie, Jeff and Kirk make no efforts to hide their true feeling. They are Texas Strong and united in their fight to promote their ideals and lifestyle.

by Mack the knife January 16, 2014

Killeen, Texas

A city located in the middle of central Texas. It's not a big city, but its a great place to raise a family. Contrary to popular belief, many believe that the city is very ghetto. Thats not entirely true, I mean what city doesn't have crime. The cost of living is very affordable and it don't cost a whole lot to do anything. As a person that is from Killeen, I don't appreciate the negative comments about my city. Killeen is home to The Fort Hood military base as well as Central Texas College and Tarleton State University. It's one of the fastest growing cities in the United States with a population exceeding over 100,000 people. Take some time out to visit this great city.

Brian: Killeen, Texas is the dopest place ever.

Marcus: I agree.

by B.J. the K-Town Dude June 2, 2008

Austin,Texas

The capitol city of Texas. While very beautiful,it is filled with idiotic liberal mars volta fans and backwater conservative rich cowboys. Home of the University of Texas,many college kids who believe they're individuals house themselves on sixth street. And while it's the live music capitol of the world,it's population consists of whiny yuppies with vague political agendas and an effinity for drinking. Good to go to for various national acts and performances,and the occasional trip to waterloo records to find any and all albums you might want...but I wouldn't suggest living there due to the fact that the only good part of it is downtown and the cost of living doesn't compensate for the social morons who lurk about.

Austin,Texas is probably one of the fakest places i'll ever visit.

by Mike Sharp October 11, 2005