santa

a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out

mom: hey you got a present
me from who
mom: FROM SANTA!!!

by anonymous December 13, 2020

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Santa

The happiest pimp in the world he has 3 hoes a pole for them to dance on also his favorite thing is vodka because it doesn’t freeze in when he’s dancing in n the pole

I love Santa

by 1_Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human_1 December 17, 2020

Santa

Nimrod for kids

Santa is satan
Santa is nimrod

by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020

santa jaws

the worlds sexiest shark asf!!

ong santa jaws dick is so huge it practically came out of my mouth!

by pussy power!😜 December 24, 2020

Santa

urmom

Santa is urmom dummy!

by cghvbki;hjkvnb December 25, 2020

Santa Claus

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020