Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.

"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."

by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023

Fortnite season 5

When you have to wait 8 hours to play a game!!!!!

7:15:20 "why is fortnite season 5 taking to long to work.?"

by Jessica_ma_G December 1, 2020

season 14 of fortnite

dogshit.

dogshit. season 14 of fortnite is dogshit.

by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020

seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back

"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."

by XxmElOnsX November 9, 2020

Inera Season 5

Execution, murder. Most of the times is due old sins.

Dude have you heard what happened to Vice ?
Yeh, he got the Inera Season 5 treatment

by AkkoTheWakko October 23, 2020

Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.

“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”

by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020