Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.

Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”

by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019

River Vale

best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt

that’s a river vale kid

by chickenisCOOL August 24, 2019

flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017