Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Mario from school

Very insecure and deflects it onto others

Mario from school is A insecure person that maya doesn’t like

by Brhebehdhrh November 27, 2021

Marios

Marios is a usual greek name for boys.He most time is gay and gets no hoes. He is a bit smart and has a small cock

Hoe: Hi Marios do you want to be friends
Marios: No sorry i am gay

by Autamearesoun November 28, 2021

Marios

Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge

Marios is BFFs with ms rickets

by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 4, 2021

Mario Karted

When all the NPCs in Mario Kart decide they hate your guts.

"Hey, this is the third red shell I've been hit with in 15 seconds!"
"Dang, you're getting Mario Karted.

by kole49544 February 15, 2024

Super Mario 65

cancelled mario game

i had a classmate that actually legitimately expected super mario 65 to come out. he ate glue.

by Quandale Dingles friend March 18, 2024

Mario

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.

whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.

by stovO33 April 2, 2024