my key

a different spelling of "mikey"

random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?

by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

keys

the term “keys” is used almost as a replacement for “hell no that’s dumb”

-“yo bro u tryna come to veronica’s later”
-“keys bro she annoying ash”

by joemetalsfied6969 July 22, 2019

slippy key

When you are typing and you think you didn't press a key, but you actaully did.

Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np

by NovaWaffle November 15, 2019

Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 23, 2019

cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian

Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

keys

Only the most elite men use this term to refer to condoms.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you bring they keys?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I gotchu.

by Gino Tacosello March 19, 2019