Asda Jim

A man from Skelmersdale who sends death threats online

Asda Jim just threatened Elon Musk and said Be Seeing You Soon

by emilybeanz November 26, 2025

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Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.

High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

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Jim

The ultimate crumbler. Always needs a poo before leaving the house, and is never on time.

"Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"

"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"

6.45... "Jim?"

"Just leaving now bois"

by Ugbo November 23, 2021

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A jim front snuggle is the worst type of snuggle. Generally speaking, a jim seeking comfort will ambush its prey before nestling in on top of it. In order for a jim front snuggle to be entirely ‘Jim front’, the jim must always be the one on top with his head on the chest of its victim.

Oh gawd I sure do hate Jim front snuggles!

by Ihatejimfrontsnuggles November 23, 2021

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Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.

Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025

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Jim Caddick

The real name of Caddicarus.

Jim Caddick is a popular youtuber who goes by the name of Caddicarus, an England-based wacko who does the silliest videos. Oh, and he loves Cash Banooca.

person 1: "Do you know Caddicarus' real name?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's Jim Caddick."
person 1: "Oh, thats why he's called Caddicarus."
person 2: *silence*

by thesillycat February 4, 2025

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