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Jerkin January

Every day for the whole January you have to jerk off.
by Prizmic Soar November 1, 2019
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January 15th

January 15th is a new national holiday for limelight's it is when all limelight's get the new why dont we album "the good times and the bad times"
on January 15th im not going to school or work cause the new album is coming out.
by imhereforwhydontwe November 12, 2020
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January 1st

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"
- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!
by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020
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January 1st

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!
-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"
by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020
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No gaming January

Go the whole of January without playing a video game. If you fail then your officially addicted to your console and have no life :)
Bro u wanna hang out after school I ain’t got nothing else to do bc it’s no gaming January
by SpangledDuck69 November 14, 2020
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No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020
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January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella
Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass
by Nyshida December 17, 2020
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