Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Trojan Horse

1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.

2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.

That girl like the Trojan Horse so much I busted a used condom across her sweet ass.

by Dan "Mo Mills" Milillo October 20, 2004

trojan horse

-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant

See that you add my other definition... Thank you

by Phil December 7, 2004

horse cock

horse cock sandwich see example:

jenny really enjoyed her horse cock sandwich..

by gforce October 20, 2003

transgender horse

an ugly person

Joe: Hi!
Bill: You're gay.
Joe: You're a transgender horse.

by Socially Retarded Vegetarian May 21, 2016

Horse Cock

1. In already in a state of peril things have suddenly taken a turn for the worst.

You wake up late for a crucial job interview and you can't find your keys. "Horse cock"!

by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011

Sleepy Horse

A horse who is constantly sleepy. Never moves unless forced, eats only when fresh food has been placed under it's mouth and when it makes a bowel movement said horse never lifts it's tail. Hence not only a very sleepy horse, but a horse that has shit all over it's rear end and always drools. It sucks so bad that you could put Christmas lights all over it and it would matter. It would just make it a festive sleepy horse.
Basically it is the act of being a waste of life.

"Man that is one sleepy horse" or "You're a sleepy horse"

by Bree N. February 7, 2007