Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Get the Guy grass mug.A modern alternative to the phrase "cut the crap". It is used in a playful yet direct manner to tell someone to stop being fake, stop talking in circles,or stop wasting time with nonsense . It encourages the person to be 'straight'. With the literal meaning as the grass grows straight so you need to be straight to the point.
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Get the Grow the grass mug.The area between one's house and their fellow neighbor's house, typically a medium sized piece of land
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by Gunterson Gunterguntarsonson January 31, 2026
Get the Grass mug.A derisive, modern evolution of the "touch grass" insult, accusing someone of being so terminally online, ideologically captured, or immersed in niche digital subcultures that their perspective has become completely disconnected from the practical realities and social norms of the offline, physical world. It suggests their arguments are only valid within a specific online echo chamber and evaporate upon contact with mainstream, tangible life.
Take Grass Card Example: In a debate about real-world economics, someone cites a theory popular only in a fringe online forum. The reply: "Your entire worldview is filtered through that subreddit. Seriously, it's time to take the grass card—go outside, talk to a neighbor, get a job. Your argument doesn't survive the sunlight." It invalidates the point by attacking the perceived digital insularity of the speaker.
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