Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

Grow the grass

A modern alternative to the phrase "cut the crap". It is used in a playful yet direct manner to tell someone to stop being fake, stop talking in circles,or stop wasting time with nonsense . It encourages the person to be 'straight'. With the literal meaning as the grass grows straight so you need to be straight to the point.

"I'm tired of all these excuses . Grow the grass and tell me exactly what happened last night!

by Priychaotic January 21, 2026

Grass Gooch

The area between one's house and their fellow neighbor's house, typically a medium sized piece of land

The Grass Gooch between me and my neighbor's house is huge!

by The Joyful Chud January 28, 2026