February 26

February 26 is the day where you give or get head

Boy: “Can you give me head?”
Girl:”Why?”
Boy:”it’s February 26 the day you give or get head.”

by fwdumbasss February 4, 2022

february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf

person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022

february 7

someone who is always at your house and has good shoes

you were born on february 7 you lucky person

by barkkkkkkk February 6, 2022

February the 8

It's national fwgohann day...

Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day

by Ezniggle February 7, 2022

February 8

Confess to your crush day!

guy 1: hey dude you should confess to your crush
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because its February 8!

by blueberry9 February 7, 2022

February 15

National singles day. The day after valentines day.

If your friend was born on this day they will be forever single.

"Oh it's February 15th!"
"Oh yeah national singles day."
"wait how?"
"Day after valentines day!"

by someonewholikesanime_ February 7, 2022

February 8

SLAP YOUR CRUSHES A$$ DAY

Person 1: what’s today again? I forgot the date!

Person 2: Wdym you forgot man! Its February 8! It’s literally grab your crushes a$$ day bro! GO SLAP HER A$$ AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!

by Weediscool… February 7, 2022