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casio dad

a band classic j (j mcclendon) has been working on in 2015 before forming the glass beach band

color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream
person a: my second favourite band, casio dad, sounds a lot like my favourite one, glass beach...
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!
by billyxjeromeinfinitytrain January 4, 2023
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E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.
"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."
by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023
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Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked”
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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brodie’s dad

claims to be a builder but sits at home and sells bricks for a living
brodie’s dad
by courtsgrace1111 October 21, 2018
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Dads nappy

A man that is a pedo but where’s nappys
Yo fam that’s peak dads nappy
by Slapp bum November 2, 2018
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My Dad

you my virginity is like my dad
by Jewstain Karna November 10, 2018
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Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
by Hybridpain March 4, 2019
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