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Sharon:Hey, Peters, do you have a Black Card Membership to Cop Clubs?

Peters: Youbetcha
by AddictedTo_VaginalSkin September 18, 2024
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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife
I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.
by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024
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Cop slop

cop/ body cam footage videos on youtube usually with an AI voice interrupting everyone in a while to have a nothing burger piece of commentary and with a title like ; CRIMINAL MASTERMIND GETS CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!111

(usually they are called something like officer Jake or whatever)
my dad is always watching cop slop why is it so loud please help.
by cheezsam2 January 15, 2025
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Cop

To find or copy
Ryan: ay yo. Where can I cop that merch dude.
by Sam1d October 21, 2019
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Copped

After I sobbed peed inside my boxer brief undies, due to that I was unambulatory to take off my wet boxer brief undies and I loved my boxer brief undies, I copped with my wet boxer brief undies that my wet boxer brief undies became comfortable that I could smile inside my wet boxer brief undies!
by Turo Fernandez November 1, 2019
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COPS

"Yeah I'm gonna go to the COPS so I can fight this suspension."
by oreoluw June 23, 2025
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