kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

james fuller cooking

A tall male who has alot of sex

james fuller cooking is a sexy beast

by whiteboy767 May 4, 2022

Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.

"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"

by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022

Perfectly Cooked

Whenever you see someone of the Indian race you must observe that they have been perfectly cooked by god's oven.

Ohh, there goes Sid. He's a perfectly cooked one.

by SidP25 January 18, 2022

cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.

Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!

by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022

Cooked

A internal Chemical imbalance that the drug crystal meth can do to the addict.
How a crystal meth addict acts after snorting, smoking, or injecting the drug.
Act of being on one and can’t handle it.

“Look at this cooked bitch”

“Stop being so cooked and go to bed”

by Chicoose01 November 11, 2022

Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.

You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.

by Okaym8 November 22, 2022