Cook Spinney

A shithole that for some reason is a school.
Its in Harlow Town which is in Essex.
The staff are on crack and hit children.
The dinner ladies spit in the food and then shove it in the gobs of the children.

“I got kicked out of Cook Spinney, how lucky am i!”

by JohnLennon69 June 11, 2022

Liam Cooke

Is a dude who does stuff and is a cool guy.

Liam Cooke is pog.

by throbb1 June 12, 2022

Cooking

To roast somebody on social media (Twitter)

They are cooking you in the comments!

by Jackiietarin June 13, 2022

Cooked cunt

A stingy little cunt usually always loves smoking others buds cause is always sick when it coke time to work

A cooked cunt is usually always named Ethan and like to think he’s a little sick cunt

Fucking hell Ethan your a little cooked cunt

by The thuth speaker June 14, 2022

Cooked

The act of turning yourself into a potato from drug use.

Guy #1: Trevor used to he a great guy before he started smoking meth. The guy walks down the street talking to himself speaking Jibberish.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.

by Brendan Preemdarts June 18, 2022

tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022