eddie cook

the absolute egg that makes eggtastic noises every ten seconds. eddie cook is the type of guy to play breaking point on roblox

eddie cook walked to tesco at 6 in the morning then left a trolley at the top of his street

by .SUREFIRE September 17, 2022

Cooking

the process of creating something that a lot people will fuck with

This beat is gonna be fire, I’m cooking rn.

by iron knee September 25, 2022

Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Carrie Cook

Carrie cook in love with Gavin Cook

Is that Carrie Cook?! Omg it's Gavin's love!

by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022

Carrie Cook

Gavin cook's lover

Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!

by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021