College Prowler

College guidebooks written "for students, by students" my ass. These books are outdated attempts of starting a business, but now are worthless for anyone entering college after year 2002 (the year they were written).

Y: We're out of toilet paper ...

M: No problem use my "new" college prowler book that has no factual relevancy.

by JAJA JIZZ November 7, 2006

Lynchburg College

As a soon to be former student of Lynchburg College or LC, I just want to say that the school is not as bad as the other posts make it seem, although the only way you will feel that way is if you smoke weed...everyday, this will help to deal with the fag LAX Bros and the stuck up bitches who all seem to have super gay boyfriends

Joe- Hows college bro

Jack- what!?!? huh??

Joe- Dude whats wrong?

Jack- I'm brain dead from smoking everyday because Lynchburg College fuckin sucks

by W3ED H3AD October 18, 2009

Cerritos College

Ghetto-ass community college that is so broke and with no cute ppl (except for us).

If you are ugly you go to Cerritos College.

by C & B February 9, 2004

Roanoke College

Roanoke College is a place for messed up rich white kids who like to drink and sport the popped collars of all colors, and not as the admissions office would say a diverse campus.

Roanoke College Underground fraterntities hold parties that consist of trashing chartered fraternity parties, and alumni weekend brochure does not mention anything about the Multi-cultural events on campus anywhere on it despite a promise made by the people in charge to include minority activity.

by Skylander79 May 30, 2006

boston college

An overrated overpriced college on the outskirts of Boston. The majority of students are incapable of creating their own thoughts and if confronted with a difficult question or disagreement will immediately revert to sputtering out approximations of their parents' or priests' opinions.

*I currently attend so this is written in pure frustration with no undertones of aggravation about failed admission or any other irrelevant grievance.

On a positive note: BC is possibly home to the most easily earned 4.0 gpa in the country....

You're sputtering out priests' opinions with little/no idea what you're saying so you would do well at Boston College.

by ihatebostoncollege September 7, 2009

college bum

This is one of those kids you know mooches off mother and father. Preferably for laundry every two weeks, meals, money, the whole shebang. Has a decent job, but finds that the luxuries of mum and pop are just too good to give up just yet.

John: "Hey, where you going for the weekend?"
Kevin: "'Rents house. I'm just gonna college bum it at their place, I need clothes cleaned soon anyway."

by shelac attack August 5, 2010

Community College

A crappy educational institution where virtually anyone can enter. Pretty much any nutcase or dumbass can join. Most people in community colleges are butthurt wannabe SJWs that are ultra politically correct to the point of retardation, but however, people such as rednecks, hillbillies, racists and other morons can also join.

Community colleges are infested with SJWs, rednecks with low IQ scores and other atrocities.

by Wahrsager350 August 17, 2015