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goved-19

an excuse to make people stay away from you, a “get out of interaction free” card.
sione: mum i dont want madonna coming over anymore
mum: tell her you have goved-19 sione
by johnmayor August 26, 2021
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Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
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September 19

Cutest people ever, like I mean hot and pretty, so if you know one pick them up and ask them out
My birthday is September 19th
Ohhhh, no wonder I love you ;)
by Daddy's barbie June 26, 2021
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The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.
Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.
by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021
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September 19

people born on this day are beautiful like jason
He was born on september 19… probably a jason
by sdoopid123 November 23, 2021
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march 19 2006

People who are born on march 19 2006 are the most awesome people in the world, they are superior and everyone wants to be them
"omg, you're born on March 19 2006, I want to be YOU!"
by Badddie_Babes November 23, 2021
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september 19

a day where fucking tweaked we’re born. fucking social rejects that overthink everything even though they shouldn’t. ugly ass hoes
boy: this bitch is a tweaked bro
boy 2: what’s her birthday
boy: september 19, why?
boy 2: no wonder
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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