soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.

Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.

by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016

Heartspark/Soft

The most amazing person a boy could hope for. Beautiful, smart, funny and sexy. Has an amazing ass, and it tastes pretty good as well. Love of your life.

She's such a heartspark/soft

by Verts November 21, 2018

Soft

Isaiah Sedillos

Isaiah Sedillos: A man who is very sensitive, soft, and emotionally open. Not afraid to cry, weep uncontrollably, and express feeling.

by SweetCeceD66 November 29, 2018

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017