Blue panda F

When a panda decides to dump blue paint on itself then stick its finger up its ass

Yo Ronald I was taking a walk and saw a panda pull a Blue panda f

by Rowlith octopus December 20, 2022

Panda Express

The home of severe diarrhea.

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022

stud panda

A person who seems to be very conservative, but is actually a freak in the bed.

I always thought he was a prude. It turns out he is a stud panda.

by TonyDipp December 30, 2022

Panda

A person of mixed race that is both black and white.

Joey: shut up you stupid panda

Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?

Joey: you’re black and white

Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?

Joey: 🐼

by Detective Deez January 11, 2023

Backhanded Panda

A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw

When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda

by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019

Das Panda Sonic

Imagine your friend ships themselves with shadow the Hedgehog

Why is he so weird das Panda Sonic

by Fffffffffffffuuuuuuukk November 22, 2021

Panda

a cute bear that eats bamboo but can rip out your organs like any other bear.

that panda is so cute!

You do know that’s a bear that eats bamboo? It can and will kill you.

by Animal crossing October 11, 2021