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God

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
God is almighty
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The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.
Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.
by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018
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God

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.
by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019
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A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.
At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!
by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018
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by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018
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Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.
God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.
by Wickdeed May 24, 2018
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He loves you more than you’ll ever know.
The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.
by numbuh5 June 27, 2019
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