alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 23, 2018

sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011

Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)

-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!

by Lali September 21, 2003

coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew

we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

by dm03514 July 30, 2010

pre-coffee coordination

The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.

" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"

by Jeff so fly July 14, 2007

coffee table rules

When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.

"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."

by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014