by Castor B. Rangoon Garcia December 6, 2023
Get the Alpha Chad Griddy Rizz mug.Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
Get the Alpha Schlimblo mug.YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
by Jonathan Alexander Doe December 14, 2023
Get the The Alpha Fragment mug.The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.
Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child
(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child
(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).
by st4rz_ December 15, 2023
Get the Gen Alpha mug.Kids born as early as 2010, and as late as 2028. the newest generation.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
Billy: I was born in 2014!
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
Get the Generation Alpha mug.Ohio rizz skibidi toilet L rizzler level 5 gyatt andrew tate grimace shake blud brainrot. Language typically used by those born into Gen Alpha.
Mort: Check out that level 5 gyatt blawg!
Tim: Gyattdamn lets go rizz her up!
Normal person: Gen alpha slang
Tim: Gyattdamn lets go rizz her up!
Normal person: Gen alpha slang
by fishycakes23 December 18, 2023
Get the Gen Alpha slang mug.Beta: Those 2 girls. Lemme pull that girl right there. You can pull the other one.
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha
by Zxify_Da2nd May 15, 2023
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