STFU University

A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.

Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.

by Vin Nguyen May 8, 2017

Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

doane university

The location that one gets doaned. Formerly known as Doane college.

let’s go to Doane University and get doaned.

by Doane1872 December 9, 2017

universal life

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted

I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great

by crease crease February 19, 2017

university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.

Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast

by BillyP123 March 11, 2017

Tickle the Universe

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

by ZCurves May 13, 2016

Universal Donor

A universal donor is one out of four human blood groups. They can donate their blood to all the others.

Dude A: "Dude, my dad's a blood group O!"
Dude B: "Thats amazing. I guess he is a universal donor then. Too bad he can only receive blood from his own group."

by smallsciencefacts May 4, 2018