Steven Universe

The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific

by Porky Fish October 4, 2023

Steven

The Chubby Guy that had the hottest girl friend in high school. Hopeless romantic. Single father that went to business school and dropped out for love. Joined a fraternity and tapped out the first night. Biggest dick in his friend group. Douche bag but has a good intentions.

Oh no Steven caught attitude with his staff again! “Your fired!”

by 11:11NYU November 25, 2021

Steven

Steven is one of the kindest amd hottest people you’ll meet, although they can get angry at times, they are always there and always have a big dick to please with ;)

Jenna: OMG It’s STEVEN 😍

by whentheseadrawsneae November 25, 2021

Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.

Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..

by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021

Steven

A guy who treats his girl like she's everything ever. Steven never ever disrespects a girl, and looks out for his friends. If you meet a Steven, you should be his friend because he is the best. Usually warm and cuddly. You're lucky if a Steven ever loves you, because he's the best guy ever. Kind, caring, compassionate and determined. Set to making the best of everything and is extremely genuine

Person 1: Wow that guy was so nice
Person 2: Must've been a Steven

by Edwardthedemon November 29, 2021

Michael Steven Duncan

A name for someone who is a dyke

That girl is a total Michael Steven Duncan

by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022

Steven

A fat ass motherfucker who thinks he's cool when he says he fucked your mom last night. They also say they have a huge dick but they have a millimeter defeater.

This Steven is such an asshole.

by Nickgger May 6, 2022