Santa

someone who without permission breaks into houses in the middle of the night and people pay him cookies

santa is cruel

by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 22, 2020

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1: 19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny

Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.

by gossip rat December 2, 2020

santa

nonexistent

santa is not real

by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 9, 2020

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020