Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Roast

something people try to offend you with.

This is a roast: when you leave the room I cry... TEARS OF JOY!!!!!!!

by KubikGaming June 6, 2023

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024

Roast

A pre-planned several hour period a group spends planted in a single location, marathon watching a movie/TV series, shooting the shit or drinking; a state of being connected to the present moment.

To avoid the Sunday Scaries, Mike scheduled a roast watching obscure brutally gory western films and eating an assortment of eggs.

by Bone Tomahawk June 23, 2024

Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.

“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question”

by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024

Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.

"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024

roasted toasted baloasted

1) When a group of three get humiliated.

2) There is drama between a group of three that you don't care about.

1) Ex: Emma, Emily, and Edmond totally got roasted toasted baloasted by Emelyn the other day!

2) Ex: What? What three got into a fight? It all just seems like a case of roasted toasted baloasted to me..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024