Liking every food except for foods that are not soup
i don't speak Latin, idk if these are the right tenses lol
i don't speak Latin, idk if these are the right tenses lol
Person 1: yeah, she's a solum poculum pro alimentum
Person 2: ... why are you just spewing Latin words now
Person 1: she only likes soup; and besides its in the urban dictionary (well now it is) so it must be a real word (false, you'd have to be a nerd to use this in a sentence)
Person 2: ... why are you just spewing Latin words now
Person 1: she only likes soup; and besides its in the urban dictionary (well now it is) so it must be a real word (false, you'd have to be a nerd to use this in a sentence)
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Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.
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1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
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A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.
A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.
A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.
#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.
#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.
#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
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