fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

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wall street nap

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.

Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.

by hashbrownham June 14, 2019

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RyAnn Nap

A nap that lasts for most of the day

Man, my girlfriend has been asleep for 12 hours. It has turned into a real RyAnn nap!

by Urban-Jon August 25, 2019

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Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

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A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

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Nap

Any length of sleep where the subject fails to adequately “get ready for bed.”

“Don’t you brush your teeth at night?”
“Well, I’m just taking a nap.”

“You fell asleep eating a popsicle and now you’re all sticky!”
“No. I was just napping.”

by Raspberrydoorjam September 27, 2019

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