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A real man

A "real man" is the what you young folk might call old-fashioned. Chivalry is not dead! A real man has manners, is polite, and considerate. He is honest and open and true to himself. He will fight for and defend the people that he loves. He is a hard-worker. He is not spiteful. He respects women and shows appreciation for all of his blessings. A real man is the provider of the family. He is strong, physically and mentally, and is never too proud to exhibit strong emotion. Once committed, he is faithful to only her. He does not watch porn or disrespect her in any other way. He helps with housework and is a role model for his children. A real man knows who he is, what he wants, and is grateful for what he has.
If you are 25 and living in your parents basement you are not a real man.
by Minx0003 December 11, 2009
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Ladies man

A ladies man is a man who attracts a lot of women.
All the women flock to Tom because he's tall, handsome, and wealthy. He is such a ladies man.
by Luvbug8 December 21, 2019
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Man-fence

The act of several men entrapping one or more women in a huddle, then jumping while chanting man-fence.
Girl: i wish that they would man-fence me
by Gypsytommy August 17, 2011
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the man upstairs

I believe the man upstairs is watching over me
by RavenousPlant April 28, 2006
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man purse

A rather large, usually canvas, bag aka purse, made especially for men.
Cuz hey, guys need something to carry their shit around in too.
Here, Hanson, put this in your man purse.
by oblivion July 28, 2004
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man chowder

semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc
i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.
by tony July 17, 2006
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spider-man

A super hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and published by Marvel comics. He first appeared in the final edition of Amazing Fantasy, originally titled Amazing Adult Fantasy, in 1962.

The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
Spider-Man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful Hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by Marvel comics.
by Iain Farrell May 24, 2005
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