Locked up

Chezz got locked up they won’t let him out!!

For fuck sake chezz why did u get locked up last night?

by Mundean December 22, 2019

Child Lock

A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.

tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car

Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry

child lock

by pornsucks June 6, 2019

Lock

something made to be picked

Kid 1: you know I picked on the lock and stole everything inside
Kid 2: you fucking legend
Teacher: You 2 are expelled

by Urban Dick Admin May 13, 2019

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

Pace-Locked

Typically used in running; a term used to describe someone who is generally not improving in an activity. Used in Cross Country to describe a person who is not able to improve and(or) has not improved in several years.

Oh, he’ll never beat 20:00 minutes, he’s been pace-locked for three years.

by ShadySamBoi September 16, 2019

G Lock

G Lock is A marijuana strain originated by WAK

Bruh This G Lock Got Me Fried

by WeAllKin September 9, 2019

hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017