Ian

Ian is a person who has endless craving for turtles. Whenever Ian sees a turtle it's already digested before you blink.

Guy 1: Where's my pet turtle?
Guy 2: Ian.

by VeryGoodSourceOfInformation March 2, 2025

Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces

“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”

by Justjawshin March 19, 2025

Ian

An Ian is often a guy who looks like a sheep. They are often very old fashioned and will always be there to offer you a handkerchief.

Awwww he's such an Ian

by Grandad Ian March 24, 2025

Ian

no friends

"Ian ditched us for his pedo online friend"

by jackcsy June 8, 2024

Ian

Often referred to as the Edging King.

"You know Ian, right?" "The edging king? Hell yeah."

by 3uca June 21, 2024

Ian

Gay ass nigga

pookie ian

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Ian

Ians are people that often engage in homoerotic behavior with Dereks

That guy is such a Ian

by vyvtfyfytfytgygyigyu April 2, 2025