Fag

1. A bundle of sticks.

2. A cigarette or cigar.

3. A word that homophobics and stupid religious extremists use to describe a man who is into men. These people are complete morons and don't know how to properly use the vocabulary that they have developed through bible school and other bullshit. They also have yet to grow a brain and develop their own thought process and blindly follow the words of their church leaders and their bigoted parents.

1. "Dad! I found this fag(got) in the woods! Let's make a fire with it!"

2. "Eh, George, I'm going to go outside for a moment and smoke a fag(got)."

3.
Person 1: "I'm proud to be myself!"
Person 2: "What? A fag(got)?"
Person 1: "I am not a fag(got)!"
Person 2: "Your gay, aren't you?"
Person 1: "That's not even how you spell the 'you're' you were intending to use. And that's not what a fag(got) is."
*Owned*

by Violet Rose Murphy April 29, 2012

fag hag

A woman who is extremely comfortable around members of any sexual orientation, especially that of homosexual and bisexual males, but she herself, is generally heterosexual (not always) and enjoys the benefits of friendsips with the members of the opposite sex, without the underlying sexual tension that normally is present between a male and female who might enjoy sleeping with one another.

Kat: There is nothing wrong with my preoccupation with homosexuals.
Matt: But I think it's borderlining onlesbianism.
Kat: Sorry, but your out of luck on your threesome fantasy, I'm a faghag, not a lesbian!

by Kat Richards June 21, 2003

fag

- A short form of the homophobic slur 'faggot'. As with most insults, it can be used among friends as a joke as well.

- (British english) a cigarette.

-(British english, archaic) Term used in UK public schools for a younger student acting as a servant for senior students.

"Oh shut up, ya fag!"

"I'm going out to the supermarket to buy a pack of fags."

by YaddaYadda December 20, 2012

emo fags

puritan: emotional-hardxcore homosexuals(used only by real emo fags)
casual/street: Derogatory term used to degrade emo kids by people who hate them because of how they dress and act.

Billy) Im gonna go kick the shit out of those emo fags...
Jimmy) Dont even bother, they'll just go home and write more bad poetry about it...

by Dr. Awesome June 27, 2006

retail fag

A gay guy who works in retail, usually a clothing store, who thinks he's the world's best employee, takes his job very seriously, and typically wears all of the clothing he is hired to fold and display. Often seen wearing a headset, acting overly friendly with customers yet very snotty with other staff, and extremely, extremely queeny. Is everything that is wrong with both gay men and capitalism.

"That retail fag just gave me attitude when I needed to retun a sweater. Why does he care?"

by XLR April 12, 2008

skater fag

Limp wristed nancy lad who likes to take it in the ass.

That kid has a skate board and thinks good charlotte is the best band ever...What a skater fag!

by dinnertimefun January 15, 2004

Fag Mop

That little gay mustache "cool" people have under their lower lip. Aside from asthetic purposes, the "fag mop" is mostly used to capture semen after giving gay oral sex.

His fag mop prevented my manjuice from trickling down too far.

by Poop_jesus July 20, 2006