English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

Max English

Beast of a man

Likes buses

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"

by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Richard's English

How Richard speaks English
This is the proper way of speaking English

Thanks for reading.

Richard's English is the proper form of English

by reddotval March 8, 2025

English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

english or spanish

If u move ur gay lol

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"

by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024

english or spanish

Whoever moves is gay

Dude1: english or Spanish?

Dude2: english

Dude1: whoever moves first is gay

Dude2: gives the zestiest look known to man

by EnglishOrSpanish? June 10, 2024