jacobs crackers

the best creamy tasteful crunchy yummy crackers u could ever eat

“if u don’t like jacobs crackers i am so sorry”

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012

Earny Cracker

A person that is mean to only one specific race.

He is a mean Earny Cracker.

by Daniel Miers September 15, 2011

cracker fishing

When you go fishing and it is cracker.

Shu Justin come cracker fishing

by Shuumate May 21, 2023

Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.

Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.

by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021