crab

Definition A: a delicious seafood
Definition B: a fuck ass nigga that I best not catch in my hood again
commonly an insult to crips coming from us bloods

"Ayo crab get the fuck off my block for' you catch a shot nigga."

by BearGang May 12, 2017

the crusty crab

the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you

by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

Crab

Can be made up of one or more people who show up at protester in masks to hide their real identity. If illegal action happens, look for the crab. When masks are removed they become just a regular old cry baby democrat

Oh great the crabs are here. Time to go home before they burn shit up.

by Ohdonk September 22, 2017

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017

Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 1, 2017