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A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.
-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.
by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021
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cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!
by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022
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Cooking

1. Verb. A sport typically preformed by women.

Woman’s favorite sport never done by men.
1.)Yeah she’s in there cooking right now.
2.)She should be home soon to cook.
by That_average_Male August 27, 2022
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cooked

to win by a large margin
Person 1: "I heard you guys crushed *insert sports team here* last night"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"
by JamezN42 August 28, 2022
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Edie Cooke

Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people
Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again
by EllieSoot April 26, 2022
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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
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james fuller cooking

A tall male who has alot of sex
by whiteboy767 May 4, 2022
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