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Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018
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blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
by sneeeze March 5, 2019
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united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019
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conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control
She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.
by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019
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Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.
She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness
by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019
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blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face
It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)
by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019
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Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!
by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018
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