Burrito Fairy

When a woman of Hispanic descent suddenly becomes thick seemingly overnight, especially after being attractive and skinny throughout her life

She was really hot until the Burrito Fairy paid a visit.

by Edgy72 June 28, 2022

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022

Brockport Burrito

Taking a crap in someone's cars glove-box

That chicken was crazy she left a Brockport Burrito in Chad's glovebox

by Scratch that itch January 23, 2026