Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.

When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”

by Drewski! December 30, 2025

Cock porch

Big gut over hanging someone's dick

Check out the cock porch on Wayne. He really let himself go.

by Jabroni272 January 6, 2026

Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants

Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?

by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026

Carolina cock carrot

The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it

Hey Alex did you make that Carolina cock carrot the other day?!

by Kashass67 January 13, 2026

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

by Rim-turd January 14, 2026

Cock

A big fat juicy long thing that is owned my me and my fat juicy long thing also known as my third leg

Friend 1: “holy smokes is that a cock?!?”
Me:” hell yeah! My cock;)

by Fkdkgkskgkekfmommy November 23, 2021

Wigger cock

A White man with a small, or big White cock. Normally, used to sexually abuse, and rape people.

Those wiggers used their wigger cocks to sexually abuse, and rape Black people during slavery, and after slavery.

by DemonPeachxBlade January 21, 2025