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Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011
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Stink Pants

when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.
Person 1: WTF is that smell..

Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...

Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.

Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes
by TheKingJack November 12, 2011
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rock the stink

Finger an anus. Signaled as all but the middle fingers up. Derived from the hand made when fingering, like a rock gesture, and in the anus, the stink.
I'm horny, I want to rock the stink.
by TheCreativeMind August 28, 2011
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stink pringles

An unusually salty person, who is a downer at parties.
Aw don't invite them! Those party poopers are such stink pringles.
by autistiqueer December 1, 2018
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stink pit rally

Farting in a dugout before receiving anal, to help your team win.
The royals need to win. Let's start a stink pit rally!
by Mfn_Kelz August 12, 2017
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Stink Twisty

Dog treat. Commonly made from pork skin.
I noticed Rover has been having trouble pooping. I gave her a stink twisty about three days ago, but then like, an hour later she ate the whole bag.

...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.
by June Monsoon October 28, 2018
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Stink palm

When a douchebag sneaks his fingers and or hands down his buttcrack or anus and rubs it on you
Woah dude Rob gave you a stink palm and theres shit all over your back
by Fine Chinese Women December 16, 2018
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