1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
by Beeboobop October 22, 2012
Get the Poof of shit mug.The gastrointestinal consequence upon the consumption of nicotine after having just woken up from a long nap or night of sleep. Symptoms of The Nic Shits include stomach cramps, bowel movements, and on the rare occasion, diarrhea.
Person 1: Sorry I'm late bro, I got the nic shits this morning after I hit my juul in the shower.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.
by chuckschrodinger March 12, 2019
Get the The Nic Shits mug.Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.
by richard gozinya January 26, 2015
Get the shit puppet mug.When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit
by Kai Karl June 11, 2006
Get the Champagne Shit mug.A phantom shit is the rare phenominon wherein a shit (usually of a solid, well-defined mars bar-like constitution) disappears entirely from sight before the shitee has a chance to admire his creation. A phantom shit completely submerges itself beneath the upper waters of a toilet-bowl in an instant.
Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
-Bob squats over his toilet and unleashes a dump
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
by Conor Reilly December 3, 2006
Get the Phantom Shit mug.Opposite of a 'Shout-Out'. Used like a shout-out, but in regards to something or someone despised. Most often used during broadcasts, or podcasts.
by No1ButU June 26, 2008
Get the shit-in mug.A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 17, 2008
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