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by notmyquinn December 21, 2019
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poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth
Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.
by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019
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Porcu-poon

Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)

When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.

Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!

Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.

Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 3, 2019
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Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore
1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019
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ethel poon

the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.
mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
by halsey's #1 fan May 29, 2018
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Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound
Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!
by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018
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pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017
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