Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!

Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!

by Steve Blends September 4, 2023

Mickey mouse

Slang term for nigger usually in Texas and California, used by white supremacists and neo Nazi hate groups

Ho ho looks like Mickey mouse left the house

by Hogwarts666 September 23, 2023

house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

diu lei lou mou

diu, meaning fuck, lei lou mou, meaning your motherin cantonese, a dialect mainly used in Hong Kong and malaysian chinese. Most of the swearing in china is related to either their mother, or your family bloodline, and comes along with a string of other equally as bad swears.

Ah Chong, after loosing a match in league
"diu lei lou mou!"

by chow ah beng December 17, 2020

The Mouse

Other Word for Disney.

"The Mouse really fucked the Star Wars Sequel up."

by internet internet December 20, 2020

mousing

mild orgy

Last night we had a really good mousing session

by Mouse Lord November 15, 2020