Last margarita of the night

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.

I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

The last time

When Rover gets killed by a Giratina and Datpro does the whip and nae nae

Rover:We don't talk about the last time
DatPro:no u
-Rover bans DatPro-

by MartininBobobaba May 26, 2023

Last Breath

A sans that has so many phases you could finish all the shows on Netflix before beating him

Person: Last Breath Phase 67777776666
Maidens & Father: *leaves*

by SansAUNerd June 13, 2023

last rizz-ort

the desperate typa rizz. begging, basically suing your last rizz cards up your sleeve

nah bro was begging her get with him. he had that “last rizz-ort” rizz.

by xoxo.cleo April 2, 2023

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

The last of us

A pretty shitty and gay game used to offend people ( no offence to gay people)

That person is alot the last of us

by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023

BeJrovBooTy GanBJraSTa the Last payback

Bending over bootys Banging ASS'S the last payback A Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty GanBJraSTa the Last payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 11, 2023