'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019
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Get the Dildo mug.Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
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Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
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by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019
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Get the ostrich dildo mug.Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021
Get the Daddy Dildo mug.When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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