Beans (Of Men)

Beans are the two things on a mans body located in a skin sack. They are also known as testicles. Balls are another word for beans.

playing baseball, " Oh shit, ughghh the ball hit me in the BEANS!"

two dudes hanging out. "Damn it! I just spilled dr pepper on my beans"

a guy who got laid last night. " Dude, my girl was sucking on my beans soooo fucking hard man!"

called beans, but are really Beans (Of Men)

by The Doctor... April 16, 2009

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

Bean Scene

Female equivalent of a spank-bank. A collection of memorized sexual images to be used at a later date.

Jenn: Have you seen that hot mom from the show Californication?

Jeff: She's sexy.

Jenn: Yeah, I totally added her to my Bean Scene the other day

by MasterBlasterSRBC September 2, 2014

Bean paste

The liquid around a girl's clitoris after she is done flicking the bean

Hey Mai, what were you doing last night, making bean paste?

by MagicMike33 October 27, 2016

Bean flicking

Bean flicking is when a female feels they need to relax and continually flicks their clit til they reach climax or get interrupted

My partner left me because i wasnt as good as her when she has been bean flicking...

by Merks1r July 22, 2017

special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018